Alright, this is dedicated to all my friends who were at the baby shower where I presented a gift of Maxi Pads to a friends who was about to have a baby. This one just cannot be forgotten. Written by yours truely, Sheila UnsworthODE TO A MAXI PAD
Call me a pad
I am not so bad
I am useful for many things that you need
I am fluffy and white
and surprisingly light
Give me a try for every disgusting deed
For all those wonderful days
of the post partum ways
Where tampons are not quite allowed
Don't keep them clean
For that would be mean
Use them, raise your head and feel proud
From a small amount
to a large amount
I hope this time for you is short
But when its all done
I hope it was fun
Hang in there Mommy, you're quite the sport!
